Winking old Ladies

Okay so in my last post I said that everything is better with winking. I take that back. Winking makes things funny but when an old person randomly does it to you, it's kind of creepy. Like seriously, have you ever been walking and then you stop for, oh i don't know, to tie your shoe and then and old lady walks up next to you and she smiles and then winks? Well, if this has never happened to you then beware of the winking old ladies. They are out there and they will find you, and when they do, they will wink.